Beyond the Cellar Door

Sep 18

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

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Struck my fancy.

Rules: Insert your answers below and tag ten of your followers. 

Name: Joshua

Nickname: Josh, Joshie, Jaba, Joobar… All of my nicknames are much cuter than me.

Birthday: November 8

Gender: Body of a teenager, brain of a man, emotional maturity of a boy.

Sexuality: cishetscum™ w/ a touch of metro

Height: 5’11”

Timezone: Eastern

Last thing searched on google: ”courage youre not perfect”

Most used phrase: "Oh yeah?" (as in, "Oh really, is that so? Utterly fascinating. Please, do continue.")

Last thing you said to a family member: ”Bye.” (What do you say at the end of a call?)

Favorite beverage: Well, I’m almost always in the mood for Mountain Dew: Code Red. But egg nog is an irresistible seasonal treat.

First word that comes to mind: Mind.

Happy place: I only discovered it very recently, but my happy place is on a sailboat.

Three things you can’t live without: Something to eat, somewhere to hide, and someone to love.

Advice for your followers: Always challenge your own assumptions and encourage others to do the same. 

rina-mechka, livelovelaughlifemusic, heather-noelle88, princessandthepea123, ipostepicshit, paraparaparadigm, orlex777, ullfricsasshole, jeanskies, and it won’t let me tag you, so hopefully you see this, @justhavetofeelthewaves


our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

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brainoverbrawn said: Haha that anon saying Slytherin is respectable. Yep a house founded by a bigot. And has the most evil witches and wizards by far, very respectable.

simplypotterheads:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

simplypotterheads:

The majority of the people running this blog are Slytherins, including me. Am I to assume you don’t find us respectable because of our house association? That seems fair. In reality, only a handful of people that have been in Slytherin over the past 1000+ years have ended up notorious. True, our founder was prejudice, but so were Ravenclaw and Gryffindor. Only Hufflepuff said “I’ll teach the lot, regardless of their blood status, intelligence level, or inclination towards being brave”. Soooooo.

-Ashley

Hey guys… I uh… see where you’re coming from… And I know how much Harry Potter means to some of you but…. it’s still just a book….. Y’all don’t need to be fighting about houses that don’t exist… Peace for all… Ya feel

Those “houses that don’t exist” are based on very real traits that very real people have and identify with. To pigeonhole them based on just those traits alone, though, isn’t very fair. Pointing that out isn’t “fighting”.

And to say you know how much Harry Potter means to people and then in the next breath say “but it’s just a book” tells me you don’t actually have a clue what it means at all. And that’s fine. But maybe don’t minimize something that’s important to others just because you don’t personally get it. 

-Ashley

Agreed. Also, I think it’s precious how “artemisfowlstolemysoul” is lecturing us about how books aren’t that significant. 


The taste of watered down Dr. Pepper will always remind me of bowling alleys and birthday parties.


Almost screeched.

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jickjoss:

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist


I need people like this

jickjoss:

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

I need people like this

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ladyfabulous:

asgardreid:

bathsabbath:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

jesus has his feet washed and anointed by a woman a), he washed the feet of his disciples b) and the bible has been translated c)

Okay. I have seen this so many times and I’m about to lose my shit.

The Bible, being largely prose and poetry often employs euphemisms when discussing subjects that were sensitive at the time. UNHEARD OF I know, but bear with me. Sometimes it refers to penises as columns, but if you genuinely believe every time the Bible mentions a column it means dick, you’re sorely mistaken. Feet in Hebrew texts are pretty flexible, “to water the feet” is to piss, to “sleep at someone’s feet” could mean intercourse, AND HEY SOMETIMES WASHING OF THE FEET IS LITERALLY WASHING OF THE FUCKING FEET.

FURTHERMORE. The Bible is comprised of different books, written by different people, in different languages, and those languages have different words with different meanings. The books of John and Luke, where most of the feet washing occurs, were written in Greek, not Hebrew.

Aside from that, let’s shut the hell up and look at the context:

If you have ever had to walk over dirt and sand in sandals, then you know how uncomfortable and dirty your feet would be after a day’s journey. Your sandals are made of animals skins, so they would be utterly filthy and never worn inside. It was customary for the lowest servant of the household to then wash your feet so you’re not tracking mud throughout the house. And if you’re expecting guests, it was a sign of love and respect to wash their feet once they entered your home.

So yeah, it’s either group hand jobs (which seems TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE for devout Jewish teenagers in antiquity) or it was an act of humility and devotion. It was a demonstration of being a servant to your fellow man. It was shocking, not because it was sexual in nature but because he put himself on the floor, a position reserved for the lowest in servitude.

Like, if you legitimately believe he was going around and bathing people’s genitals I don’t even know what to do with you Tumblr. I don’t evennnnnn knowwwwwwwwwwww

In the Tumblr textpost system, historically inaccurate offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the We Actually Know Shit, Please Cut it Out Unit. These are their stories.

Dun dun.

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Sep 17
moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

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rollership:

it’s obvious to me why biosphere failed, not enough plants and animals. The windows should have algae in them, the water should be filled with especially water cleaning plants.there should be so many plants and mirror redirected light that there is barely any free space like a cross between a jungle and a vertical farm, with all useful and edible plants, and enough bugs and animals to eat them. They probably neglected to include living intact soil biome. But saying “it failed” is ridiculous considering at any time someone could go and outfit the place with the proper elements. and experiment until the perfect ratios are produced sustainably. Then experimenting with substitution of elements. A  bio engine. Anyway these projects are most likely suppressed by money and power because of what  they can prove and make possible. 

rollership:

it’s obvious to me why biosphere failed, not enough plants and animals. The windows should have algae in them, the water should be filled with especially water cleaning plants.there should be so many plants and mirror redirected light that there is barely any free space like a cross between a jungle and a vertical farm, with all useful and edible plants, and enough bugs and animals to eat them. They probably neglected to include living intact soil biome. But saying “it failed” is ridiculous considering at any time someone could go and outfit the place with the proper elements. and experiment until the perfect ratios are produced sustainably. Then experimenting with substitution of elements. A  bio engine. Anyway these projects are most likely suppressed by money and power because of what  they can prove and make possible. 

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Anonymous said: Please TJ, don't do this "design contest" shit. As a graphic designer I know how much of a rip off this is.

amazingatheist:

How exactly is it a rip-off? I get multiple designs to choose from and only proceed forward with the design I like best. It might be a rip-off from the perspective of a designer whose entry doesn’t win, but they know going into it how much competition there is for the position. So, you’re going to have to explain yourself a little more. 

Apparently, losing a contest you chose to enter is a “rip-off” now.


jakeelko:

Trips down to Denali are always fun

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instagram- @lordelko

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